the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Sirens. Sea witches. Mermaids. Mythical beings who come out of the dark and feed on the souls of hapless men, pulling them from the wreckage of their sinking ships and kissing the life from their veins. Laughing as they enchant men with their voices and sighing as they touch one other. For there is love in the depths, but it is not between a little mermaid and her handsome prince; it is between two murderous sirens and the joy they feel as they slip their tails over one another and let their victims float from their grasp.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HIS CROTCH IN THE FIFTH GIF???
either he’s harnessed up or little cap saw somethin lol.
My favorite part is him pretending to have a hard time doing a push up.
"chris, pretend you’re not a jacked up beefcake and look like you’re struggling to do a push up"
steven moffat is the writer of some of doctor who’s scariest monsters, for example the weeping angels, atrocious writing and misogyny
I want a friendship like this.
my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation
I’m so done with this site…
leonardo dicaprio for next doctor ok
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
My mind is blown.
Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.
But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.